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:(( 01.11.04 10:40 Число просмотров: 1313
Автор: J'JF <Dmytro Volhushyn> Статус: Elderman
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<humor>
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Что случилось с Билли?! 01.11.04 09:21
Автор: cybervlad <cybervlad> Статус: Elderman
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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Billy", responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Steve", he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And fifth, what happened to Billy?"
Взято тут: http://www.livejournal.com/users/xf/47648.html
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:(( 01.11.04 10:40
Автор: J'JF <Dmytro Volhushyn> Статус: Elderman
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После вечера ответов на вопросы в школе заметно поубавилось любопытных ;) 01.11.04 10:36
Автор: Cyril <sc> Статус: Member
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